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I normally don't post anything regarding my political views, but with the constant news coverage of the upcoming US presidential elections, and even Lindsay Lohan weighing in, I thought it might be a good time to throw in my two cents.

My stance on any issue can be summed up in the following two sentences: I am right. You are wrong.

If you find yourself unsure whether your stance on one of the issues is right or not, just ask yourself this question: "Am I Rob?" If you answered "no" (and unless you are me, that should be your answer) then you are wrong.

Questions, comments, concerns? E-mail me or leave a comment.

Right now I have two possible tag lines for the site:

1. "Roadkill on the Information Super Highway"
2. "Get robbed and ruffed up"

Any preference between the two? Questions? Comments? Concerns?

Please bear with me. Just upgraded to MovableType 4.21 and decided to start over with the default template set. I think it's time to admit to myself that I am a programmer, not a designer. My strengths lie much more in the arena of backend business logic than in making pretty interfaces.

Still got some re-organizing to do. The old content should be back shortly. On the other hand, I'm toying with the idea of scrapping my old posts and starting from scratch. Considering that approximately 1.3 people read this site, it probably does not matter much either way.

More to come...

From The Official Star Wars Blog:

The Best Star Wars Lines with Pants:

1. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
2. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
3. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe.
4. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
5. TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants
6. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought onboard.
7. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
8. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
9. Your pants betray you.
10. But I was gonna' go down to Toshi Station to pick up some power pants!
11. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
12. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

Read on...