Please don't call tech support about problems installing software if your system does not meet the minimum requirements. Seriously, just don't do it. We will laugh at you. We will mock your utter stupidity. Not while we're still on the phone with you, of course. We are not rude. But, when that call is over, rest assured that we will tell our coworkers about you, and they will laugh too.
You can avoid this shame and humiliation by simply checking the system requirements of software before you purchase it. Then again, we will find other reasons to laugh at you. We always do. It is your destiny. You cannot fight it. As long as you continue to call us, we will continue to laugh at you.
Of course, you realize that these are my opinions, and are in no way representative of the opinions of my employer, right? Good.
