Today's word of the day at Dictionary.com:
gastronome: a lover of good food and drink.
Oh ok. I've heard of that before, but it was called by a different name. What was it again... Oh! I remember now! It was called "being a fat piece of shit."
If you can love good food and drink in moderation, then good for you, but there are some gluttonous bastards out there who really love their good food and drink. And love it, and love it, and love it some more, until they've become Jabba the fucking Hutt with legs.
This kind of overindulgence can lead to serious medical conditions, such as fat-piece-of-shit-itis, that will adversely affect one's mobility. So if that's what you want, then by all means, you should do nothing but sit around drinking, watching televsion and playing video games. Or just sit there and be fat. Whatever floats your boat. And then, one day, you'll wake up with a major case of I'm-a-fat-fuck, and you'll be lucky if you can even make it out of bed.
Jesus. Put the turkey leg down and go take a walk, you fat bastard.
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